1.
Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?
A: They were right for each other
2.
Q: Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?
A: Because X was always 10
3.
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
4.
Q: Why couldn't the angle get a loan?
A: His parents wouldn't Cosine
5.
Q: Why is beer never served at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive.
6.
Q: Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?
A: Because he is 2 square
7.
Q. Why was the math book sad?
A. Because it had so many problems.
8.
Q: What is a bird's favorite type of math?
A: Owl-gebra
9.
Q: What is a French mathematician's favorite pick up line?
A: "Voulez vous Cauchy avec moi?"
10.
Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
A: Because it was over 90 degrees
11.
Q: Why do plants hate math?
A: Because it gives them square roots.
12.
Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?
A: Prime Rib!
A: They were right for each other
2.
Q: Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?
A: Because X was always 10
3.
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
4.
Q: Why couldn't the angle get a loan?
A: His parents wouldn't Cosine
5.
Q: Why is beer never served at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive.
6.
Q: Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?
A: Because he is 2 square
7.
Q. Why was the math book sad?
A. Because it had so many problems.
8.
Q: What is a bird's favorite type of math?
A: Owl-gebra
9.
Q: What is a French mathematician's favorite pick up line?
A: "Voulez vous Cauchy avec moi?"
10.
Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
A: Because it was over 90 degrees
11.
Q: Why do plants hate math?
A: Because it gives them square roots.
12.
Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?
A: Prime Rib!
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