Wednesday, 18 January 2017

FUNNY MATHS JOKES

1.
Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? 
A: They were right for each other 
2.
Q: Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging? 
A: Because X was always 10 
3.
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? 
A: Pumpkin Pi 
4.
Q: Why couldn't the angle get a loan? 
A: His parents wouldn't Cosine 
5.
Q: Why is beer never served at a math party? 
A: Because you can't drink and derive. 
6.
Q: Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? 
A: Because he is 2 square 
7.
Q. Why was the math book sad? 
A. Because it had so many problems. 
8.
Q: What is a bird's favorite type of math? 
A: Owl-gebra 
9.
Q: What is a French mathematician's favorite pick up line? 
A: "Voulez vous Cauchy avec moi?" 
10.
Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? 
A: Because it was over 90 degrees 
11.
Q: Why do plants hate math? 
A: Because it gives them square roots. 
12.
Q: What is the first derivative of a cow? 
A: Prime Rib!


Reference from 
www.quickfunnyjokes.com

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